I’m waiting to see one of these retarded ass reporters get swept into the ocean. Someone asks me to stand in a hurricane and report the news? I say, “Are you fucking retarded? No.” ~

You can literally see them being blown around by the strong winds, massive waves crashing behind them and they’re still maintaining their news anchor douche voices.

"Tom, I’m standing here competing for a Darwin award…" 

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