Living With Yourself (Note: as a Gemini, I Can Totally Relate)

I’ve heard people say, “You’ve got to be able to live with yourself, if you ever expect to live with anyone else.” Now think about that statement. Can you picture it in your mind? Some interesting thoughts: You’d have to sleep with the same person every night whether there was someone else in the bed or not. Can you say, “instant threesome?” You would always dress alike, which in some cases, wouldn’t always be a good thing. You’d always have to order out because neither of you can cook. You’d probably have either the cleanest or dirtiest house on the planet. “Double talk” would be a way of life. You could ignore that annoying, “Shower with a friend to save water” saying because you’d already be doing it. You could never lose an argument. You’d have to share your clothes, toothbrush, etc; whether you wanted to or not. Laundry would be a nightmare trying to figure out what belongs to who. You could probably go to work for each other because no one would know the difference, again a good thing or a bad thing. You’d have the same friends so your social life would be very good or very bad depending on your friends. You could accomplish twice as much with half the effort. Conversation might be limited because you’d always know what you were going to say before you said it. Going to the bathroom would be uncomfortable because you’d always feel like someone is watching you even with the door shut. Even though you both worked, you could only claim yourself, even though you’re supporting both of you, so your refund would always be low, if at all. On Christmas or birthdays, you’d never be surprised, even though you got some cool ****, because you’d already know what you got. You’d need at least a queen size bed, otherwise you’d always have to sleep on top of one another. Could be awkward. And last, but not least - If someone told you to “Go **** Yourself,” you could go home knowing you were already there waiting!