Spoiler: The only part of this that is actual fact is the first sentence. LOL
Uranus was discovered by British Astronomer William Herschel and his younger sister, Caroline in 1781. Herschel, having made the discovery, decided to name it "William" after himself, but his sister thought it was a stupid idea, since many of the others were named after ancient Gods. He then figured he might like to name it "Herschel" again after himself and even thought it sounded God-like, but again his sister called it even more stupid only because it sounded more like a chocolate bar, even though "Hershey's" wouldn't be invented for another 100 years. So the debate raged on for some time with both of them coming up with even weirder names, though William kept insisting it had to have some mention of him for History to remember. At some point, however, Caroline became sick of it all, pounded her fist on a table and yelled out, "You're an ***." So in an ironic twist the 7th planet from the sun was indeed named after William Herschel.
I actually wrote that for someone as kiund of a joke to help them get through a tough course. I figured if I wrote something somewhat humorous for him, he'd lighten up a bit.