All the characters are back, and in a super weird way... lol. For a while I've wanted to do a video where I am dressed as all the Onision characters, but I'm not acting at all. To demonstrate how different my characters would be if I didn't try whatsoever... however I don't have the costumes, so it's kind of a problem huh?
In this video, I do the opposite. Instead of dressing as my characters and not acting, I don't dress like my characters, and I act... some characters are a little too close to each other in how they sound. I'll give you an example of what I mean... Richard Donnigan sounds like a chipper version of Dale. Chibi sounds like a high-pitched Vicky (almost). Vicky sounds like a high-pitched Rod Danger. Rod Danger sounds like a more flaming Onision (sometimes).
Emo Charlie? I donno... that smooth tone really makes me happy.
Anyway, long story short, here is the video:
For folks who are Immortals and Elites, I have the script ready for you... with the identities of the characters right next to their names :)
Dale: That's right guys, I'm back.
Chibi: Dale?
Dale: Yep it's me, only without a costume.
Vicky: Hi Dale! It's been so long.
Dale: Who are you?
Vicky: Your wife?
Dale: I thought I left you for banging Emo Charlie?
Emo: Who me?
Dale: Why do you look like me?
Chibi: Why do we all look like each other!?
Panda God: Because no one bought our costumes off the Amazon wish list on Onision.com
Richard: Seems like that, is a problem?
Rod: Oh my god, who the fuck are you?
Richard: I'm a classic Onision character named Richa...
Rod: Just kidding don't give a fuck.
Emo: Rod Danger long time no see.
Rod: Shut up emo fuck, all of you got canceled and I'm living for it.
Emo: This is fucking stupid we need costumes.
Rod: Yeah I look like Onision and that makes me want to kill myself.
White: HEY YOU GUYS I'M A BIG FAT PIECE OF SHIT
Dale: White, what the fuck.
White: What?
Dale: You can't say people are fat pieces of shit.
White: I'm saying I'm a fat piece of shit.
Dale: Yeah but some little asshole is going to watch this, assume it's about them, then blame their eating disorder on you.
White: So... I'm not a fat piece of shit?
Rod: Holy shit how poor is Onision that he needs to ask people to buy his costumes back on Onision.com?
Emo: Well...
Rod: Shut the fuck up Emo butt fingerer.
Emo: What?
Rod: Onision how poor are you?
Onision: What?
Rod: How broke ass are you bitch?
Onision: *stares*
Rod: Make me look different than the rest of you creepy ass predators right now or I'm going to kill myself.
Onision: Ok.
Rod: *looks different* That's not funny.