This song was made, in faith, that humans still understand what a joke is, and have really twisted humor.
Haha... anyway, a few words changed from the original song, but I'll post the original lyrics and new song below (Immortals and Elites only).
What do you think? Should I turn this into a music video? Surprisingly, I didn't have to use auto tune, part of the reason is because it is supposed to be a funny song, another is that my voice actually did ok this time. Haha.
I had too much fun making this song... mostly because I enjoy seeing people say, "What the fuck dude?"
Here it is:
Lyrics
I know a girl that a really really like,
I KNOW A BOY AND HE'S JUST MY TYPE,
I know a girl and she's perfect for me,
I HOPE ON HE TAKES ME ON DATE AND PAYS FOR FREE.
She's got crimson lips and they're lovely,
HE'S GOT BIG BICEPS THEY'RE SO MANLY,
I can't get over her hips they're so raunchy,
I HOPE HE TOUCHES ME ALL OVER NIGHTLY.
Love is all that matters,
WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER,
I don't care if your my sister,
OR THAT YOUR MY BROTHER.
All the pieces fit cuz we're twins after all,
I REALLY LOVE IT WHEN I GET TO LICK YOUR...
Balls in the court of the legal world now,
I'M PREGNANT FEELING FAT AS A COW,
Republicans want our baby to be born,
I'M SO EXCITED MAYBE HE'LL HAVE A SET OF HORNS
I hope our baby looks just like you,
SHOULD HE CALL ME JUST MOM OR AUNTY TOO,
I guess I'll be an uncle and dad as well,
--- YOU TWO SINNERS ARE GOING TO
Hello dad how are you today!
--- I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU TWO LIVE THIS WAY!
But dad I love her and she's really freaking hot!
DAD HIS BABY'S IN ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
--- OH GOD WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?
Come on father, join us in our song.
--- I'D RATHER THAN DIE THAN SEE YOU TWO PROCREATE!
He's a sword father we'll leave it up to fat!
*DANCING TOGETHER AS FATHER STABS HIMSELF WITH SWORD*
LA LA LA LA LA
LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER
I love you sister
AND I LOVE YOU BROTHER