Yeah, I finally got off my ass and made a new song... I recorded this in a similar fashion to my classic videos... not sure if I love this format or I want to go the other route... basically it's the I'm So Emo format vs the Hula Hoop Song format...
Anyway, here's the song and lyrics (for IMMORTALS AND ELITES ONLY):
LYRICS (minus the muscle guy cameo, as it was added later)
Dear stupid troll,
You’re ruining my life,
I can’t get any sleep,
And I lost my fourth wife.
HEY GUYS LOOK AT HIM
HE’S LOSING HIS SHIT
LET’S MAKE A CIRCLE SEAL HIS FATE
RATIO TILL WE EJACULATE
I’m sitting here on Twitter,
Watching you ratio me,
Worse than herpes
Stop pegging my Tweets please.
WE’RE RATIOING YOU
I’m gonna implode
OPEN UP BITCH CUZ HERE COMES
A RATIO LOAD
RATIO CHA CHA CHA
WE’RE SO COOL
QUOTE RT HI YAH
LET’S REPLY TO THIS FOOL
RATIO CHA CHA CHING
MEME MEME MEME
RATIO GANG BEAT DOWN
KISSES DADDY KING
I can’t have sex no more,
I now jerk off with molasses,
All the while you fucking trolls
Are laughing off your asses
THIS MOTHERFUCKER REALLY THINKS
WE ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT
I just don’t want my butt to bleed!
LET’S RATIO THIS IDIOT
No! I refuse to get ratioed! I will delete myself before that happens again!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! DO IT!!!
Goodbye cruel world!
*taps head* *bloops out of existence*
Mom: Sweety what did you do today?
Son: Oh, I rated some dude till he had a mental break down and deactivated.
Mom: Does that mean he ended his own life?
Son: Maybe.
Mom: …HAHAHAHAHA!!
Son: HAHAHAHAHAHA!