"I’m never an asshole to people…" "…so fuck off."
Sex: Not a choice.
Race: Not a choice.
Sexual Preference: Not a choice.
Being a reindeer with a red nose: Not a choice.
YOUR SHIT RELIGION: YOUR CHOICE
Don’t want my opinion on how fucking retarded you are for sucking your made-up god’s big invisible cock? GET THE FUCK OFF MY TUMBLR.
My wife says she looks like a boy right now… guess I’m bi because she’s still gorgeous to me.
Why would you lie about that anyway?
I donno, do my opinions have big boobs?
You’re jealous and you have an erection.
Hey baby <3
Why is Andy Biersack so hot? #IllegalizeAndy